Happy New Year, wenchies! We apologize for our holiday hiatus. We drank other drinks and were busy with holiday cheer. However, we are back and ready to continue your drinking education (and ours). Clamoring fans want to know... what is the first drink of the new year?
If you're looking for an awesome new drink, this one isn't it. It sucks. It looks pretty and has potential, but it sucks. Skull and crossbones rating scale from 1-5 (5 is the best)
* Mary gives this drink a 1.0 skull and crossbone.
* Nina gives this drink a 2.0 skull and crossbone.
Averrrrrage score: 1.5 skull and crossbones!
This drink looked pretty, had good ingredients, but deceived us. As Mary put it..."I don't want to drink chunks." This is what happened when crushing the strawberries into the drink. After our initial sip, we decided the strawberries and the alcohol didn't mix flavors, which made the drink taste like a big glass of alcohol with chunks of strawberry floating in it. Therefore, we added strawberry preserves (as recommended by the card) and blended the entire thing in a blender. This helped, but the drink still tasted like ass. A splash of sour mix couldn't even pull this drink out of the dumps. So under no circumstances should you drink this. It really sucks.
PS the color wasn't even coral, so not only did the taste deceive us, the card LIED to us.
It's as shitty as a port-a-potty.
This wasn't even close to being single classy, let alone double classy. Please.
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