For your convenience, to help you navigate the sea of cocktails, we have provided a captain's wheel to steer your understanding of our rating/opinions of the weekly contributions to your alcohol consumption education.
May this help put some wind in your sails when deciding which "poisons" to consume and which to hide in your buried treasure.
1 skull and crossbones: A drink with this rating must walk the plank.
2 skulls and crossbones: A drink with this rating gets thrown in the scorpion box (boo box).
3 skulls and crossbones: A drink with this rating is threatened with a musket.
4 skulls and crossbones: A drink with this rating means "LAND, HO!"
5 skulls and crossbones: A drink with this rating means the captain has promoted it to first mate.
Drink irresponsibly and often! And allow this to guide your poor decisions.
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